About Me

Shane Albert Connor is a 47-year-old blogger who enjoys charity work, swimming and working on cars. He is creative and gentle, but can also be very dull and a bit untrustworthy.

He is an Egyptian Buddhist. He has a degree in literature. He is allergic to wasps. He has a severe phobia of bananas, and is obsessed with tank tops and zombies.

Physically, Shane is in pretty good shape. He is very short with chocolate skin, black hair and green eyes.

He grew up in a working class neighbourhood. He was raised by his father, his mother having left when he was young.

He is currently in a relationship with Phyllis Aurelia Shaw. Phyllis is the same age as him and works as a cleaner.

Shane’s best friend is a blogger called Ronan Lopez. They are inseparable. They enjoy appearing in the background on TV together.